Watermelon is my favorite gum flavor. My younger sister has a toy poodle. My circumstances make me feel empowered. I am nearsighted. I like musicals, red velvet cake, acting, and white tuna. I can sing A4, except when I’ve practiced, then I can do B4. PATUXENTWHATDON’TSTOPGETITGETIT I like Swiss tournaments better than Swiss cheese. I think stuffing suitcases is a beautiful art form. I am not ridin’ dirty. I think Jonathon Coulton is a sophisticated mans Tenacious D. Orange Islands was a filler arc. Carnegie makes me want to be a better talker. De Niro makes me want to be an actor. My thirst for knowledge and talent make me not want to waste it. I really like carrots with nothing. Hip-hop fusion is stupid. Soccer balls are better than frisbees. Exo Squad was a great cartoon. My sister is a great conversationalist. I scream like a girl if you pull my leg hairs.